Product Name: RtopR Mango Slimming Weight Lose Cream
Product Type: Cream
Size: 1.4 oz (40 g)
Price: $19.98 (+ $3.75 Shipping)
Cost Per Ounce: $16.95
Where To Buy: Click Here
Notable Ingredients: Ginger, Mango, and Centella
I honestly don’t even know where to start with this slimming cream.
Right off the bat, I was a little tickled because the name of the product is misspelled: RtopR Mango Slimming Weight Lose Cream.
That was a nice little foreshadowing of how the rest of my experience was going to go with this cellulite cream.
The whole product is a joke and just seemed to get worse by the minute.
I think this misspelled mango slimming cream takes the cake for top 10 worst cellulite products I’ve tried, and I’ve tried a lot.
I feel like I could go on for ages about this crazy cream but I’ll try and stick to the main offenses.
First off, the website is absolutely disgusting and made me queasy.
If you feel like a good cringe, go to RtopRshop.com and start scrolling down on the homepage.
They have absolutely DISGUSTING up close and personal (wildly unrealistic) before and after pictures like blackhead removal, thick, black curly hair removal, cystic acne, teeth whitening, toenail fungus remover… and more but I think you get the picture.
Anyways, I hate almost every aspect of this cellulite cream.
It’s surprisingly so expensive for such a tiny bottle of product, not to mention how poor quality the product is.
And of course they don’t have a guarantee to back the product, so you’re SOL if you don’t like it.
The smell of this cream absolutely IRKS me. You can even smell the horrid odor from outside the box.
I kid you not it smells like rotten milk or week old baby formula that’s been sitting out in the blazing sun. It is RANK and knocks you off your feet.
And after applying, it just puts you in a force field of STANK for hours on end.
The application process is also a nightmare.
You apply the cream to all your problem areas and then have to wrap your body in plastic wrap for 30 – 40 minutes…
I felt like an astronaut trying to waddle around the entire time and it was SO uncomfortable.
Within 3 minutes, my skin started to rebel and get SO itchy, irritated, and hot.
My skin definitely did not like whatever is in this particular formula.
I got absolutely no benefits after using this cream.
It actually felt like it made my skin worse and in turn my cellulite more noticeable.
This entire product and company as a whole feel like such a scam.
Please safe yourself the time and money and steer clear of this one.
It’s an absolute dud and I hated every bit of it!
So needless to say, I ranked RtopR Mango Slimming Weight Lose Cream a deserving 1 out of 5 stars.
So basically the only thing I like about this slimming cream is the texture and feel.
It’s a white colored cream that comes in a small squeeze bottle.
It has a really nice silky texture to it and feels good on the skin.
I feel like I was auditioning for an act in a three-ring circus while applying this slimming cream.
The application process is bananas.
It starts off normal enough… you just apply the cream to your problem areas and rub in circular motions until it’s absorbed.
It says to rub from ankle to knee, then knee to thigh, and then around to your booty.
You can also use it on your waist and tummy and arms from your elbow to your armpit.
So far so good, right?
Now comes the weird part.
You have to wrap the applied areas in plastic wrap for 30 to 40 minutes and then peel off.
I felt like a lunatic doomsday prepper just covering my entire body in plastic wrap.
It’s so uncomfortable and you’re basically out of commission the whole time until you take it off.
And within just 3 minutes or so, my skin got SO irritated, itchy, and got so hot.
My skin did NOT like this formula, especially with plastic wrap locking it into my skin.
It says on the box that if you have any skin discomfort to please stop using it.
I should’ve taken that word of caution.
This cream actually dries super quick in about 1-2 minutes.
But it’s kind of pointless that it dries fast because you’re just covered in plastic wrap for 30 – 40 minutes anyways.
Smell (in the bottle)
Oh. My. Goodness…
I wish I could fully express to you how immensely PUTRID this slimming cream is.
It literally shocks me at how disgusting and pungent it is.
I know this is such a random smell comparison, but it smells like rotten milk or old, smelly baby formula that’s been sitting in the hot sun for a week.
Even the box it comes in has the same disgusting smell.
It’s like it just ekes out of the bottle and onto anything surrounding it.
This might be one of the most foul-smelling creams I’ve ever encountered.
Smell (a few hours after application)
Much to my dismay, the god-awful rotten baby formula stench lasts forever after applying it.
It’s so strong and has record-breaking staying power that seems to lasts hours on end.
I felt like I could smell it wafting around all day. YUCK!
Short Term Results
There were no short-term results to be found.
All I had was itchy, irritated skin that was not very happy with me from this abuse.
Long Term Results
Not surprisingly, I saw zero results after using this slimming cream for a while.
If you want a few laughs, they have some “before and after” pictures on the product page.
It has the most ridiculous promises and the pictures look like Jared from Subway where they’re holding up jeans that are almost twice the size of them.
The site also claims this slimming cream will make you lose weight, rev up your metabolism, and burn fat.
Needless to say, those claims are all whack and all I got was irritated, unhappy skin and a bunch of wasted time and money.
There are only 5 ingredients in this cellulite cream.
I didn’t really recognize any of them and they don’t seem to be in full on English.
I could only pick out 3 that seemed to have any skin benefits: Ginger, Mango, and Centella.
But I want to point out that I’ve never really seen these ingredients in your typical cellulite products.
Here’s what I could find regarding these ingredients and skin benefits.
Ginger has anti-inflammatory and antioxidant effects that may aid in evening out skin tone, fading scars, stimulating circulation, and improving circulation.
Mangoes are rich in antioxidants, vitamins and minerals and are known to boost blood flow and circulation, which helps nourish the skin cells and may help reduce the appearance of cellulite.
Centella asiatica is a medicinal plant that is thought to help manage cellulite by strengthening connective tissues, reducing inflammation, and improving the blood circulation.
I bought this on their website, RtopRshop.com, for $19.98.
But you have to pay a minimum of $3.75 for shipping, so it works out to $23.73 altogether.
You get the TINIEST bottle of cream ever, a measly 1.4 ounces.
It’s literally the size of a travel size bottle of hand lotion.
It works out to a whopping $16.95 per ounce of product, which just blows my mind.
This is a horrible value and such a waste of money.
RtopR doesn’t have a guarantee, which is so unfortunate but I can’t say I’m surprised that they don’t.
They do have a refund policy on their website but it’s the type of policy that’s pretty much a why bother.
It says their refund policy lasts 30 days and if 30 days have gone by since your purchase, they can’t offer you a refund or exchange.
But to be eligible for a return, your item must be unused, in the same condition that you received it, and also in the original packaging.
You also have to pay return shipping.
It says don’t send your return back to the manufacturer and states to mail your product “to address”… but it doesn’t list an address.
So that’s wildly helpful.
I want to point out that it looks like they copied and pasted a return policy from somewhere else or maybe just a catch all policy because it has the most random verbiage in it.
It starts talking about certain situations where only partial refunds are granted (if applicable) and lists some pretty interesting products that they definitely don’t supply like, “CD, DVD, VHS tape, software, video game, cassette tape, or vinyl record”.
If for some reason you decide to buy this product (which I don’t recommend in the least), I’d suggest emailing them at firstname.lastname@example.org with any specific questions because it’s hard to decode their website.
Where To Buy
To buy RtopR Mango Slimming Weight Lose Cream, click here.
RtopR Mango Slimming Weight Lose Cream: Summary
|Factor||RtopR Mango Slimming Weight Lose Cream|
|Texture/Feel||Nice feeling, white colored cream with silky texture|
|Application||Absolutely ridiculous… apply cream to problem areas then wrap in plastic wrap for 30-40 mins then peel off. Skin felt very irritated and hot.|
|Drying Time||Dries super fast in 1-2 minutes but doesn’t seem relevant when you’re covered in plastic wrap for so long|
|Smell (In Bottle)||DISGUSTING! Smells like pungent, rotten milk or baby formula! :(|
|Smell (After)||Horrendous rotten baby formula stench lasts forever and is so strong on the skin.|
|Short Term Results||No short term results. Only itchy, irritated skin…|
|Long Term Results||No benefits or results at all. Website has radical claims of weight loss, burning fat, and speeding up metabolism. None of which are true in the least.|
|Notable Ingredients||Ginger, Mango, and Centella|
|Price||$19.98 + $3.75 shipping, $16.95 per ounce|
|Where To Buy||Click Here|